Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of a bench in Woodford Square .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the square near the parking lot by the Red House."

Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

Well, I crawl up under one of their duty free cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh1t out of them and eat 'em!"

Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an @sshole and a briefcase."

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