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26-10-2003, 16:25
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 Pozicioni Ne aeroportin i Rinasit po ulej nje helikopter i policise: - Ketu kulla e komandimit, me thoni lartesine dhe pozicionin tuaj. - 1 meter e 76 dhe jam ulur.
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26-10-2003, 19:22
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| Njė plak tentoi ti mbushte mendjen njė vajze 18 vjeēe qė tė bėnin dashuri. - E ēdo tė mė bėsh ti mua, me kėtė moshė qė ke! - e pyeti vajza. - Voglushe e dashur, nėse tė ka ra rasti tė ndezėsh zjarrin, duhet ta dish, qė druri i thatė ndizet mė mirė se druri i njomė! - Ndoshta - tha vajza - por jo kur druri i thatė gjendet mbi drurin e njomė!...
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26-10-2003, 19:22
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| Njė fshatar shkoi, pėr herė tė parė nė jetėn e tij, nė Romė; pėr tė vizituar Sallonin e bujqėsisė. Nė kohėn e drekės, afrohet tek njė vend ku shiteshin senduiēa. - A dėshironi njė hot-dog? - e pyet shitėsi. - Po - pėrgjigjet fshatari. Kur e merr senduiēin e pyet shitėsin: - Si pėrkthehet "hot-dog" ? - "Qen i nxehtė" - i thot ai. Fshatari shikon, me fytyrė tė prishur, senduiēin e gjatė e tė skuqur midis fletave tė bukės e i thotė shitėsit: - Po, ti nuk gjete ndonjė pjesė tjetėr tė qenit, po mė dhe kėtė?!...
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26-10-2003, 19:22
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| Njė nxėnės rrugaē i thotė mėsueses nė mes tė klasės: - Ju mė ndėshkoni duke mė mbajtur ēdo mbrėmje nė klasė. A nuk keni frikė se burri juaj mund tė fillojė tė dyshojė?!
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28-10-2003, 17:41
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| Ku me e marr me ma bo mesusja mua qashtu me ndeshkoft mesusja sikur e ndeshkue ate rrugacin me siper hahahah
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29-10-2003, 01:23
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| hahahhhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o lonely po a nuk dyshon e dashura jote pastaj
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29-10-2003, 15:50
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| Si me ja bo me ma gjet nje si shoke te forumit qe jemi?
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#46
29-10-2003, 17:01
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| si te jet vetem te jet femer
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30-10-2003, 12:32
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| Nje cun ndalon nje vajze dhe vazhdon ti propozoj 'oj vajze a ka donje vend per mua ne zemeren tende' i thot cuni vajzes Kjo i pergjigjet jo more djal se ne zemren time eshte i ulur dikush tjeter. Ia pret ky cuni po nuk ka problem se rrime edhe ne kemb
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30-10-2003, 12:39
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| WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need... = I want. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead 11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive 15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question 8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you 13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins 14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. 15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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#50
30-10-2003, 12:41
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| Nji shqiptar ne greqi punonte ne shtepine e nji greku.Shqiptari perveē puneve te tjera ndihmonte dhe gruan e shtepise ne punet e saja.Nji dite kur greku kthehet nga puna shikon qe gruaja nuk ndodhej ne shtepi,e kerkon gjithandej por nuk e gjen,therret shqiptarin por edhe ky ishte zhdukur.Dhe keshtu kaloj nji dite,dy dhe vetem kur i vjen gruaja mbas dites se dyte.Hyn ne shtepi dhe i thote burrit:Pu,pu ē'me ka bere mua ai shqiptari.-Ēa te ka bere moj e pyet greku.-Po ja,ka 3 dite rresht qe me perdhunon.-Tre ditė?Po pse tre dite ti dy dite ke qe ke ikur.-Epo do iki prape neser,ja pret ajo.
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