Nje dite te bukur me diell zbret Jezusi nga qielli dhe mendon qe ti testoje zemren shqiptareve.Vishet si lyps dhe fillon te lype lart e poshte.Troket me i dere.E debojne,me i dere tjeter e shajne,ne nje familje tjeter e rrafin...(shkurt muhabeti mos ta zgjase shume e pritem me gjithe te mirat ashtu sic dim vete,lol)
Duke ecur shef nje djale qe po pinte marijuane under the bridge.Shkon tek ai dhe i thote.Me fal, A mund ti fus ca pompa.Po i thote ky por kujdes se eshte i forte ,te con per lesh.E merr i fut nja ca pompa treshe dhe ja jep.
Mbas ca minutash vendos ti thote ketij te verteten.
O djale i thote me thuaj nje deshire dhe do ta plotesoj se une jam Jezusi.
Ku i kthehet urte: Te thashe mer pallosh pije avash se te con per lesh...

hahahaha
Tani ju do pyesni pse jua tregova ket barsalete dhe une po jua them moralin:
Holly shit...Jezus was a hippy

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4 U
This shit right here is for you.
All your faces I can see.
You all think it's about me.
I'm about to break.
This is my fate
Am I still damned to a life
Of misery and hate.
You would never known.
What I've done for you.
What you may put me through.
I'd do it for you.
I could have never lived.
If it wasn't for you.

Ne nje Kishe na vjen nje murgesh sexy...E shef prifti me stil.I iken menja nga bukuria asaj...

Te nesermen
Prifti-Moter,kam pa Jezusin dje ne darke dhe me tha qe tju puthja.
Murgesha-Jo .Nuk behet.
Prifti-Me tha Jezusi,skemi cbejm.
Murgesha dorezohet dhe pranon.

Diten tjeter
prifti-Moter dje prap me doli Jezusi dhe me dha lajmin qe tju shoh lakuriq
Murgesha-Jo...si...ssss
prifti-skemi cbejm
Dhe prap murgesha pranon dhe cvishet nudo perballe priftit.

Diten tjeter.
Prifti-E dashur murgeshe,nuk do ta besosh po Jezusi me tha qe te fus koken aty dhe...
Murgesha-Jo as qe behet fjale
Prifti-Vetem koken do te fus se kshu me paralajmeroi,jo me shume.(po hyri koka,trupi rreshket vete themi ne cunat)
Murgesha-Si tja bej?
Prifti-Bej ate qe thote Jezusi
Murgesha kthehet mbrapsh dhe prifti i fut koken dhe trupin qe i rreshkiti vete.
Murgesha-Cben more,the vetem koken
Prifti-MOS SHTY JJEZUS , MOS SHTY

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4 U
This shit right here is for you.
All your faces I can see.
You all think it's about me.
I'm about to break.
This is my fate
Am I still damned to a life
Of misery and hate.
You would never known.
What I've done for you.
What you may put me through.
I'd do it for you.
I could have never lived.
If it wasn't for you.

funny, very funny...................... where did u get this from...

kam qeshur me lot

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dashuria eshte thene te jete jeta edhe pse shume jetojne nje jete pa dashuri