Illegal Vegetarians?

Gordon Brown PM · #1 24-06-2007, 20:46

Under the new human rights legislation I am now making it illegal to be a vegetarian. If one wishes to continue the act of vegetarianism they must do so in the privacy of their own homes.I said it...it's new government legislation.Spread the word my friends.This is no joke, I'm being serious here guys. I think vegetarianism is a dispicable act. With a bit of luck, I'm also hoping to legalise caniballism.now now beebs, some vegetarians are very greedy too. you eat all the carrots. what about my rabbit? he DOES need to be fed you know. jeez.And Mike H, it's human rights legislation because us meat eaters have rights to buy our meat without being heckled and tormented by the likes of you! Watch it before i find your IP address, track you down, and have you beheaded.And happy peanuty, you cannot spell. If only I'd been elected as Labour leader when you were at school. Maybe that way you would have understood your grammar better.

blinky la verde · #2 24-06-2007, 20:56

who the hell said that

Enoch IV · #3 24-06-2007, 21:05

Are these the pearls of wisdom we can expect from our unelected PM

hms638 · #4 24-06-2007, 21:15

Oh Gordon i thought you were such a nice man!

elaeblue · #5 24-06-2007, 21:35

omg roflmao!!!!!

Mrs Badgrumbles · #6 24-06-2007, 22:05

Mr Brown how very dare you. I shall call the Queen forth with OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!! umm or do I mean off with the head.

happy peanuty · #7 24-06-2007, 22:15

Your Not Funny. Bye =]

Mike H · #8 24-06-2007, 22:35

how is this human rights legislation? more important how is this funny? clearly this is an attempt at humor, but it falls flat

Whoosher · #9 24-06-2007, 23:17

~What a wally~!

xcoolfish · #10 25-06-2007, 05:25

I hope you choke on your beef and die.

XxsarahxX · #11 25-06-2007, 06:34

IF I WANNA BE VEGETARIAN I WILL OK!do yourself a favour and eat your arm you low life murdering scum!and your an illegal meat eating t w a tgoodbye (waves)

Meg · #12 25-06-2007, 07:16

Mr. Brown, I heard you were a dour sort, but evidently the tabloids were quite mistaken. It is nice to see a bit of outrageous humor, although after encountering some of the brainless and humorless morons on this forum, I am about ready to eat these "nutters" myself.

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