The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you.We have some "XXX" up here in heaven that are causing problems.They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white robes, their riding BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds and smoking argili. Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"The Lord said, "XXXX are XXXX". Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there."The Devil said "Hold on again I need to check on something."After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn "XXXX" have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning! OK if it's funny a star would be niceXXXX=any nationalityI purposely didn't put in any Nationality so as not to be a racist and not to receive a violation.

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Is it missing a punch line? I don't get it.Not fair to give us first few thumbs down, the joke WAS incomplete whe I read it, no additional details yet. It's an ok joke, but no star for you.

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"Hello" the devil says "I have to transfer you to Quality Control, just a moment".."Good afternoon QC how may I help u"?

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Germans? no offense, im not racist or anything.

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The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you.We have some "Polish" up here in heaven that are causing problems.They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white robes, their riding BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds and smoking argili. Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"The Lord said, "Polish are Spiffing". Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there."The Devil said "Hold on again I need to check on something."After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn "Polish" have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning! Wow... Very Good and Thanks for the laugh...I'd give you all the stars in the sky, but I can only give you one so Here you go!!!

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dats soooooooooo boring,loser.. pliz....dont u have a sense of humour?

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Those XXXX have got to be the Y!A People. Who else but us would know how to have a super great time, whether here on Earth or in Heaven or Hell!

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