a bear and a rabbit are walking in the woods, talking together until they see something. after stumbling upon a dusty old lamp, which imprisoned a powerful genie for millions of years, a bear and a rabbit are granted three wishes. the bear says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." so the genie grants it. then the rabbit makes his wish. "i wish for a helmet." he says. he is granted it. the bear asks for all the bears in the next forest to be female. then the rabbit asks for a motorcycle. the bear looks at him funny, wondering why he's asking for weird things. but he goes on with his wishes. for his final wish the bear asks for all the bears in the world to be female. so the rabbit puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and makes his last wish: "i wish the bear was gay!" then he took off as fast as he could!

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lmao i love it

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Roflmfao!!!hahahapoor Bear!!!haha

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That's revenge from when the bear was taking a dump in the wood and asked the rabbit if the poo also stuck to the fur when going,to which the rabbit said yes, so the bear used the wabbit to wipe himself!( ;}D)

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