 It's only a joke!?
While living in California for a short period I had a job at Sea World doing minor maintenance and odd jobs. Now it is a little known fact that during certain times of the year dolphins get to be quite amorous towards EVERYTHING. As this is a family show, this was a situation that had to be fixed whenever it happened.The method that was found to be the most effective was feeding the dolphins a diet of immature seagulls. Apparently there is some compound in them that calms the urge’s the dolphins felt.Now, being the new guy, I was sent out to the beach to raid the nest’s for a steady supply of baby seagulls. However, as I was leaving for my first trip the supervisor told me to be careful as the local zoo had reported an escaped lion. They zoo personnel had shot the lion with tranq guns but it had still run off.I went to the beach any ways and filled several sacks with the baby seagulls. I had to make a couple of trips up and down a winding path up a small line of dunes to get to and from my car, difficult but necessary to not get caught by some Eco-nut. On my last trip up the dune I saw the lion on the path ahead! He appeared asleep and I saw several large tranq darts stuck in his hide. I decided to try to get past him and the heck out of Dodge.As quietly as possible I approached the lion and stepped over him, still with the bag of baby seagulls. I hadn’t gotten two steps past the lion when red and blue lights started flashing from every where and a loud voice told me to get on the ground.I was surrounded by county sheriffs, State police officers and even the FBI! Placed in cuffs and driven to the local FBI office I found out I was being arrested for violating the Mann Act.Yes, apparently it is against the law to transport young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoisessorry for the length but I'm kinda punny that way
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23-06-2007, 11:15
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