you see a towel & trunks...? ...you go to take them inside to put in the hamper, and I suddenly cry out from the other end of the pool to PLEASE not take the towel and trunks.

I say it's because they are my "friend's" and they need to dry out under the sun.

I swim closer to you, and you can clearly see through the clear water my BARE BUTT!!

I'm obviously covering my weenie with my hands, but I'm trying to act confident in a pathetic attempt to make you believe I have clothes on.

You can obviously tell you caught me swimming in the nude and I am rather embarrassed about it.

Do you leave the towel and trunks, pretending you don't notice my lack of a bathing suit, or do you say something out loud about my state of UN-dress to make me blush?

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