The all powerful, mighty greeter must be...1. Wretched enough to conjure a fake smile from the multitudes of cheapskates and unfit mothers2. Eccentric enough to make a conversation consisting of only the word "hello" awkward and uncomfortable3. Fashionable enough to weigh down their greeters vest with any number of enchanted articles of flare (the more flare, the greater your powers)4. Must be otherwise unhire-able for any other job at Wal-mart (or known to man for that matter)Greeters are masters of shadow, flame, and demonic power. They are a vested class that excels at plaguing their enemies with disease or curses, hurling bolts of fire or weekly sales adds across the shopping-field, and summoning demons to aid them in combat against the everyday shopper.

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