You must have hair growing out of weird places such as your nose, ears, etc... Have not brushed your teeth in at least 3 months, think eating samples from the deli constitutes as a meal, like the feeling of the blue vest, have some type of mental disability, ride public transportation or walk to work and have at least 3 cats (all of which urinate on your clothes because, hey- you pee in your pants so why can't they pee on your pants?!).

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