LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says,"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,class. Does anybody have an example of amulti-syllable word?"RALPHY says "Mas-tur-bate."Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little RALPHY,that's a mouthful."Little RALPHY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you'rethinking of a blowjob."LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a pee!"The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT theproper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentencecorrectly, and I will allow you to go."Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, !"You're an eight, but ifyou had bigger breast, you'd be a TEN!"LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2) One day, during lessons on proper grammar, theteacher asked for a show of hands from those whocould use the word "beautiful" in the same sentencetwice.First, she called on little Suzie, who respondedwith, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dressand she looked beautiful in it.""Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She thencalled on little Michael."My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turnedout beautifully."She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacherreluctantly called on little RALPHY."Last night at the dinner table, my sister told myfather that she was pregnant, and he said'Beautiful, just f......N beautiful!'" LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munchingon one candy bar after another.After the 6th one a man on the bench across from himsaid, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn'tgood for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth,and make you fat."Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f.......N business. I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!

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